This makes sense. Dennis Franchione fires Carl Torbush, who was actually a successful head coach at North Carolina and hires Gary Darnell, whose most recent accomplishment was losing 10 games as head coach of Western Michigan. By the way, most of the teams Western Michigan played while Darnell was compiling that stellar record […]

We here at the Prizzo Skeezy sincerely wish Carl Torbush the best of luck at his next position. From ESPN: Torbush Fired As Defensive Coordinator. Now all Dennis Franchione needs to do is hire a coordinator who can get the wrecking crew back to wrecking.

For the sixth year in a row and the third time under the alleged leadership of Dennis Franchione, Texas A&M lost to the motherfucking tea-sips. After watching the poor performance of the Texas A&M defense all season, I was expecting a blow out. However, Franchione and the Aggies managed to stay in the […]

By searching for “Dennis Franchione jokes,” a few readers have arrived here at Propeller Skies. Unfortunately, these readers found no jokes here, because Dennis Franchione is a joke. Franchione has regrettably turned a once great football program into the largest punch line in the Big 12.
If Texas A&M only had a […]

Bill Byrne needs to fire Dennis Franchione, Carl Torbush, and the rest of the hopelessly inept coaching staff immediately, as Franchione is now the proud owner of a losing record at Texas A&M. We here at Propeller Skies propose hiring Mike Price as head coach and Bob Davies as defensive coordinator.
Despite a […]

Carl Torbush needs to be fired immediately. Under his watch the Texas A&M defense, already ranked last in the Big 12 Conference, is getting worse. This week Torbush’s patented Pink Shirts defense performed worse in every category Propeller Skies tracks. The following statistics tell the tale:

Texas A&M is allowing 26.4 […]

Dennis Franchione needs to be fired for not sending defensive coordinator Carl Torbush to the unemployment line. While the Aggies as a whole have been underachieving this year, Torbush’s incompetence has resulted in the following stellar defensive statistics:

Texas A&M is allowing 24.1 points per game, which is good for eighth in the […]

Just because Reggie McNeal, Javorskie Lane, and the rest of the Texas A&M Aggies destroyed Oklahoma State on Saturday does not mean Dennis Franchione should continue to coach in Aggieland. However should Mr. Franchione continue this level of effort and defeat Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and TU I will grudgingly admit that Mr. Franchione can […]

I thought the once proud Texas A&M football program could not do worse than barely beating Baylor in overtime. I thought wrong. This week, Dennis Franchione has brought the team to a new low. Texas A&M was soundly defeated by Colorado, a school so pathetic the coach allegedly used alcohol fueled sex […]

Texas A&M barely defeated Baylor in overtime yesterday. This is an improvement over last year, when the Aggies lost to the Bears in overtime. For Prizzo Skeezy readers unfamiliar with Big 12 football, Baylor is the perennial conference doormat and averages one win a season.
To be fair to Mr. Franchione, […]