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Dennis Franchione is now officially Mike Leach’s bitch and the proud owner of a 1 and 3 record against the worst school in Texas.
fire franchione
Although I would like to see Mr. Franchione go, I have tried to be somewhat fair and balanced on this site. However, with the latest embarrassing loss to […]

After Dennis Franchione’s prior performances in Aggieland, I am shocked that Texas A&M has managed to win the first four games of the season. Granted, logos of these teams show up next to “cupcake” in the dictionary, but Mr. Franchione has the dubious distinction of losing to Baylor, and almost losing to Baylor, so […]

Even though a win is a win, the Texas A&M Aggies looked positively awful against the Army Black Knights and Dennis Franchione was out coached yet again. As per usual in the Dennis Franchione era, the missing in action Aggie (lack of) defense almost lost the game. Mr. Franchione made the best call […]

Dennis Franchione gets a pass this week from the usual call for his ouster, because the offense appears to be up and running. Scoring 51 points against the Ragin’ Cajuns was a reasonable and expected result. Additionally, the offense stopped fumbling on every other play, leading to an improved, but still sorry, average […]

To no one’s surprise, the Texas A&M Aggies handily defeated the Citadel Bulldogs at Kyle Field to win their 20th consecutive home opener. Stephen McGee, Courtney Lewis, and Jorvorskie Lane all put up decent statistics in the win. Unfortunately, the Aggie offense also fumbled more than a freshman unhooking his first brassiere - […]

Not only did the Texas A&M men’s basketball team make it to the post season, something Dennis Franchione’s football teams have not managed in two of his three years as head coach, the Aggies upset Syracuse in the first round. For those keeping score at home, Billy Gillispie has one post season win and […]

This morning at work, I was working hard at surfing the internet and came across this headline: Aggies Stun No. 6 Texas At Buzzer. The article noted, “…the Aggies like to play tough defense, keep the score low and put themselves in position to win at the end. ” Holy shit, that sounds […]

Apparently, the Seattle Seahawks are too lame to come up with their own traditions, so they jacked the 12th Man from Texas A&M. Unfortunately for the ass clowns in Seattle, the 12th Man is a registered trademark of Texas A&M University.
I hope Joey Porter breaks some Seahawk legs en route to a […]