[As per usual, conversations are not verbatim and have been paraphrased, rephrased, and generally rearranged to make Smoove D sound far more funny and clever than he really is. Isn’t the internet great? - Ed.]
“Thank god you answered, I have a dilemma. I like the blonde, but her brunette roommate is smokin’ hot. […]

Kneeling down with your head in a bowl Telling yourself there should never be days like this Just when you thought that you had it down You woke up dreaming of cocaine and clowns–13 Engines
Officer Naughty, Jason, and I are chilling on the dock waiting for the shuttle. Two tall brunettes walk […]

Saturday night, my friend Big A threw a party. Recurring Propeller Skies character The Beaver and I stopped by after eating at Cafe Sampan. As per usual, Big A’s soiree was well attended and kicked ass. There was plenty of with delectable food, including some mighty tasty ribs. Providing a […]

Saturday evening, two recurring Propeller Skies characters threw a party at their parents’ house while they were out of town. This was just like high school, except instead of 40s we drank microbrews. Also, no one threw up or was hospitalized.
The barbeque was excellent with plenty of tasty food. To […]

Last Saturday, a friend was in town visiting. In her honor, recurring Propeller Skies characters The Dog and The Rabbit hosted a party at their place. Sandra arrived late, as usual, and brought a smokin’ hot friend (SHF) with her. However, SHF asked for water when she was offered a drink; setting […]

In college, it was not a party until someone threw up.
In my mid twenties, it was not a party until midgets arrived.
Last Saturday at C-dogg’s country estate, the bar was raised yet again. Now, it is not a party until people bump uglies on the couch in the garage. […]

Last Saturday, I took a ride through Cracktown On Boulevard with The Quiet One and C-dogg. About a quarter of the way into our little journey through Cracktown, C-dogg decided to engage the hoodlocks, starting an argument with The Quiet One. She theorized the crackheads in Cracktown would be jumpy, being all hopped […]

Last Friday recurring Propeller Skies characters Mark and Skye threw a birthday party in the hood. As the original partay in the hood was totally bitchin’, I cleared out some space on my schedule and made it a point to show up.
Showing up was easier said than done. Astute Prizzo […]

Saturday afternoon, I was walking through a cold gray drizzle reminiscent of the good old days in Buffalo. Unfortunately, the Buffalo like effect was spoiled by the lack of a cold biting wind whipping past. A black SUV pulled up next to me and recurring Propeller Skies character The Quiet One asked […]

When we arrived at recurring Propeller Skies character Kara’s, the party was in full swing. After pouring myself a glass of wine, I wandered out onto the patio, where Guy and Some Dude Whose Name I Don’t Remember were busy launching serious fireworks off the roof. By serious fireworks, I mean professional grade […]