Fourteen straight division titles and exactly one World Series Championship have been won by the Atlanta Braves. Last night at turner field, I watched the Houston Astros shell the Braves, 10 to 5 in the division series opener. This is disturbing, because the Astros were not a team built on offense. Houston […]

I ran into Leah at the grocery store last night. I have no idea what she was doing getting groceries in my hood, as her hood is far away from mine. In conclusion, Leah was looking pretty fucking hot.

Thanks to all four Propeller Skies readers that participated in Blogs That Don’t Suck, where I solicited input with regard to favorite reader blogs. The following blogs are highly recommended.
girlspoke
Not Horny Kristine submitted two blogs, one of which I like because the writing is pretty damn funny. As alert Prizzo Skeezy […]

Finding blogs worth reading is a serious pain in the ass. Because I am a lazy motherfucker, all five Propeller Skies readers are invited to mention their favorite blog, other than this one, via the “comments” link.

The promised land is Columbus, Ohio, of all fucking places. I am not kidding. Really. Also, I have not had three Martinis. Or any other performance enhancing drugs.
About a month ago, I somehow stumbled upon Topless Hotdog Entertainment (THE). Alert Propeller Skies readers will recall that I like […]

I hate cops. Every single motherfucking last one of them is a cock sucking, power tripping asshole. Therefore, I was overjoyed to find in my inbox a video of pigs looting a Wal*Mart in New Orleans. Right click and download to enjoy.

After living with and using a $400 calendar, also known as the palmOne Tungsten T5, for three months, I have a few thoughts to share. First, the calendar and contacts software is excellent and extremely easy to use. I have had absolutely no issues syncing either with Outlook.
beyond the calendar
One important […]

I would like to thank Apple for finally bowing down to The Great Satan and including the ability to sync the iPod calendar and contacts with Outlook.

Tuesday night, I stopped by Kroger on the way to recurring Propeller Skies character Big A’s house to pick up some Red Stripe. Unfortunately for me, Kroger is bootleg and does not carry Red Stripe. So I rang up Big A on the telephone to ascertain what her second choice of […]

Last month, I wrote about a gas station running out of gas for no apparent reason. This month, gas stations all across Atlanta are out of gas because of Hurricane Katrina. According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution , which is always right, Atlanta will completely run out of gas in ten days. […]