Damn. I had no idea the cost benefit ratio of a Playstation 3 was so much higher than Tanqueray No. 10 or an Acura.
Read Love Thy Playstation, Love Thyself.

I am not particularly fond of Ohio for the following reasons:

The state is flat and boring;
There is a lot of it; and
Ohio has a never ending supply of state police.

However, Ohio does have a few things going for it:

Smoove J throws a bitchin’ Ohio State Michigan party regularly; […]

Recurring Propeller Skies characters should not be surprised that I am opposed to illegal immigrants, because illegal immigrants cost me money. Long time readers also know I am lazy. Enjoy Jack’s commentary on illegal immigrants.

The inaugural Propeller Skies True American Hero™ award goes to State Representative Mark Burkhalter, a republican from Alpharetta. Mr. Burkhalter earned this honor by suggesting the State of Georgia return one billion dollars in surplus taxes to the taxpayers through a repeal of the communist car tax*. Amazingly, intelligent life can exist […]

Several potential readers have arrived at Propeller Skies while searching for free mission statements. Because more stupid and pointless mission statements are exactly what the world needs now, I have put together the following free mission statements:

[Name of Corporation] strives to bend our customers over and fuck them in the ass with […]

In a fit of boredom, I went through the Propeller Skies visitor logs the other day. I noticed someone visited the Prizzo Skeezy from the Farmer’s Telephone Cooperative in Jamestown, New York. The awesomeness never ends.

Merry Christmas to all five Propeller Skies readers. Regularly scheduled posting will resume sometime in January. Unless, of course, something interesting happens.

Yesterday, I was thinking about three of my favorite things - beer, pizza, and naked women. Experiencing all three at once in the comfort of my own home would be awesome. Therefore, I am going to open a pizza shop and hire strippers to deliver pizza and beer.

This cartoon about getting engaged totally warms my frozen heart, which is colder than Buffalo in January. For those Prizzo Skeezy readers lucky enough to have never been in the B-Lo in January, it is seriously fucking cold. It is so cold that the weather person does not use negative numbers when reporting […]

Fourteen straight division titles and exactly one World Series Championship have been won by the Atlanta Braves. Last night at turner field, I watched the Houston Astros shell the Braves, 10 to 5 in the division series opener. This is disturbing, because the Astros were not a team built on offense. Houston […]