As mentioned in a prior anti-Comcast rant, I gave Comcast the boot and upgraded to Sprint. For the same price I was paying the cocksuckers at Comcast, I now get broadband that works everywhere in metro Atlanta and major cities nationwide. Work is the operative word - I did have to reset the […]

Normally, I hate the fucking French. However, the following video is an exception.

 
Yes, those are real red lights the driver is running. Yes, actual pedestrians are almost mowed down. Apparently, the film maker was unable to obtain a permit from Big Brother and did it anyway.

Thanks for reading everyone. Even though I have quit so often it deserves a category, this time is for real. I am taking time off to pursue other interests, like my new girlfriend.

This is a bad idea. Do not try this at home.

Bleu cheese left over from a former episode of Pimp My Grilled Cheese was collecting dust in my refrigerator. I was about to toss it when the army of blonde floozies in the Propeller Skies marketing department suggested Pimp My Bubba Burger® would be a logical brand extension. They also noted synergies created […]

Because of the overwhelming response to Pimp My Grilled Cheese: Goat Cheese Edition, I added some bling to my grilled cheese again. Enjoy the following recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich with bleu cheese:

Whole grain bread, two slices of;
American cheese*, two slices of;
Bleu cheese crumbles, lots of;
Butter**, four slices of; and
Fresh […]

I like grilled cheese sandwiches for two reasons: they are cheap and easy. Just like the women I date. Additionally, they are mighty fucking tasty. However, in this blingalicious age, the proletarian grilled cheese sandwich could use a little more burberry. Hence the following recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich with […]

A few weeks ago, after suffering from abysmal coverage for five years, I gave T-Mobile the boot. Over the last year, on my daily commute I only had network service for roughly 30 percent of the drive. Other areas of Atlanta where I experienced a general lack of coverage include:

On or […]

A few weeks ago, I mentioned Propeller Skies is nothing but lies. While it has been fun fooling all five readers, the Prizzo Skeezy is now over. From now on, I will only be posting on Myspace at www.myspace.com/smooved.

Since inventing memoirs is currently the subject of a Dilbert comic strip, I would like to clear up a few misconceptions about this web site. Nothing published on this site is in any way accurate. Automobile reviews are written after reading sales literature obtained from dealers. Commentary on events and parties is […]