This weekend, I found another wrecked ghetto sled in my bootleg apartment complex. I think this buttmunch backed into a utility pole or something:

Before any of the five Prizzo Skeezy readers point out that I just wrecked an Acura and bring up the word hypocrite, I would like to point out mine […]

In contrast to the second Baller of the Week™ contestant these pimp rims are fairly easy to clean. I found these dope dubs attached to a Ford Explorer in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex. Behold the power of bling:

As this was the only modification, the Explorer looked […]

“I am a fashion God. ”
Fortunately, Mike Brown will have plenty of time to focus on his sartorial fixation now that he is unemployed.

Since motherfuckers keep abandoning wrecked cars in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex, I am going to start making fun of them on a regular basis. Therefore, I present the first Propeller Skies Safe Driver of the Week™:

I estimate it will take the incompetent management of the ghetto fabulous […]

In contrast to the first Baller of the Week™ contestant, obviously a white kid from the suburbs who threw rims on his parents’ old Grand Cherokee, this Baller of the Week™ is serious. Behold a stunning example of a pimped 1980s Impala:

Besides looking retarded, those rims are a bitch to […]

Dear people from Alabama,
Please learn to [1] spell and [2] use English properly. I realize that you are the victims of a substandard educational system and endemic poverty, but I am getting mighty sick of translating your comments into English from Country. I do appreciate your comments and I thank you for your […]

I get my advice from the advertising worldTreat me nice says the party girl– The Clash
The City of Atlanta is the latest recipient of the coveted Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ Award. The latest genius idea the city has come up with is branding Atlanta. This is just about the dumbest […]

I am proud to introduce a new recurring Propeller Skies feature: Baller of the Week™ where I make fun of fucktards with ridiculous rims. Our first contestant is a pimped Grand Cherokee:

I started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this. Nothing says baller on a budget quite like fancy rims on […]

Leave it to the French to found a settlement below sea level in an area prone to hurricanes and flooding.

While wandering around the hood taking flicks last weekend, I came across the following heartwarming scene. A man, clearly a redneck and identified as such through his charactaristic lack of a shirt was standing in the middle of the street talking quietly to a woman. The woman, obviously white trash and quite possibly […]