Friday evening, I found a riced out Toyota Corolla in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex. In need of another non-weekly of the week feature for the amusement of all five Propeller Skies readers and inspired by Seth’s recent feature on ricer automobiles, I shot the following rice rocket:

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Funny how DP world changed their tune when Congress threatened a real investigation. I suspect they did not want their sweetheart deal from the Head Fucktard in Charge to see the light of day.
Read UAE Firm to Transfer Port Operations to U.S. Entity.

The Mexican population in Texas is incensed because Houston’s major league soccer* team chose 1836, the year Houston was founded, as a name. Coincidentally, 1836 is the same year General Sam Houston decisively defeated General Santa Ana and the Mexican Army** at the battle of San Jacinto, thus ensuring the independence of the […]

This time, the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ goes to an entire group of douchebags. These motherfucking morons came up with the genius idea of obeying the law to show the absurdity of the 55 mile an hour speed limit. Unfortunately, their premise of obeying the law to make a point […]

Dear Head Fucktard In Charge,
Nineteen of the nineteen persons who participated in the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks were Arab. I do not advocate repealing the civil liberties of United States citizens of Arab descent, but turning over the operation of several key ports in large American cities to a company owned by a country […]

I found this lightly scratched second generation Acura TL in my ghetto fabulous apartment complex parking lot this morning.

John Kiel Patterson, of Louisiana is the latest recipient of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award. Mr. Patterson, fucktard extraordinaire, is suing Apple and alleging that iPods cause hearing loss. The only problem is, Mr. Patterson, by his own admission, likely does not have hearing loss.
“Patterson does not […]

In contrast to the second Baller of the Week™ contestant, who pimped a ghetto sled, this week’s contestant is balling out of control. I found these dope rims on a late model Mercedes Benz in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex.

This is the first Baller of the Week™ contestant […]

Shirley Franklin is the winner of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award for abusing executive power by placing a moratorium on reasonably sized houses in the City of Atlanta. This is a load of pinko commie bullshit and if the moratorium becomes permanent the terrorists have won.
Given the fiscal […]

In contrast to the third Baller of the Week™ contestant and the first Baller of the Week™ contestant, which I found in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex, I found this Baller of the Week™ parked on the street in the over hyped and underwhelming Atlantic Station.

For the record, this […]