The Man was keeping me down in downtown Atlanta today. While there, I witnessed the following stupidity.
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Courtland Street is a one way street comprised of five southbound lanes. While moseying down the sidewalk, I observed a fucktard from Missouri in a Pontiac Vibe who was clearly lost. He was […]

Just so we are clear, internet, I have a few points to make about Access Atlanta and their corporate overlords, the Atlanta Urinal Constipation, before bashing David Graves. First, Access Atlanta is a neutered rip off of the far superior Creative Loafing aimed at bland suburban douchebags. Second, the Atlanta Urinal constipation as […]

Guess what county I found this Safe Driver of the Week™ in. Enjoy another wrecked Honda product:

Like the seventh Baller of the Week™ and ninth Baller of the Week™, this week’s player is a baller on a budget. However, he takes broke to the next level by adding chrome hub caps to the cheapest Nissan. Behold the power of fake ass burberry:

Like the seventh Baller of the Week™, this week’s hustler is a baller on a budget. He bought the cheapest Benz and then spent plenty of chedder on ugly fucking rims to appear more successful than he really is. Behold the power of cheese:

This Safe Driver of the Week™ has been parking their ghetto sled in the lot at my ghetto fabulous apartment complex for quite some time. If they could be bothered to fix it, this would be a nice example of a first generation Lexus GS 300.

The eighth Baller of the Week™ hails from the jelly state, where the ballers ball, the playas play, and the hillbillies snort Oxycontin like Robert Louis Stevenson inhaled white lines. This borders on rice, but motherfucker ain’t got no ridiculous giant wing.

I found this Baller of the Week™ parked in front of the building that houses Dirty South Studios. I am guessing this week’s baller is not big time, because the vehicle has GMC emblazoned on the grill instead of the wreath and crest.

At first, I thought this was a home made SUV. Then I noticed the S-10 Blazer badge on the front. Which makes no sense, because this is a K-5 Blazer.

Enough already.
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