Somewhere in Augusta is located in a shopping center on Washington Road. This should come as no surprise to alert Prizzo Skeezy readers familiar with the AUG, because everything in Augusta is located in strip commercial along Washington Road.

Several weeks ago, I had the pleasure of hanging out at Somewhere in Augusta with Recurring Propeller Skies characters H-Dogg and The Photographer. Highlights of Somewhere in Augusta include the following:

• Our waitress had a nice rack;
• The aforementioned waitress wore a tight shirt ;
• Our waitress also possessed a tight ass and nice legs;
• Said waitress had mad sartorial skills, as she wore ridiculously short shorts; and
• Last, and most importantly, Terrapin Rye Pale Ales sold for only three dollars per bottle.