Recurring Prizzo Skeezy characters Hunter, The Photographer, and I ate dinner at The Pizza Joint in downtown Augusta. We briefly considered getting our grub on at the Mellow Mushroom down the street, but concluded there was no point in driving hella far OTP just to eat at a chain with 1.2 billion cookie cutter […]

Recurring Propeller Skies character The Photographer and I rolled out to the AUG to hang with recurring Prizzo Skeezy character Hunter. Shortly after arriving in Augusta, we piled into Hunter’s shiny new truck and headed downtown to Nacho Mama’s for lunch.
While Nacho Mama’s burritos are not authentic in the style of Willy’s […]

[As Smoove is always right, we had to beat this confession out of him. No Apple employees were harmed in the making of this post. But that is only because none were in the vicinity - Ed.]
Dear Steve Jobs,
Go fuck yourself. Hard. In the ass. With a vibrator large enough for […]

While poking around the internet researching the Foolish Flow Ratio, I came across another useful measure from The Motley Fool - the Cash King Margin. The Cash King Margin is basically a measure of net profitability. However, since it uses free cash flow* instead of earnings, which are bullshit, I find it a […]

The Foolish Flow Ratio is one of the most useful performance measures dreamed up by The Motley Fool. The Foolish Flow Ratio quantifies how well a company is managing their working capital. This measure appeals to my contrarian nature, because it treats inventories* and accounts receivable, traditionally considered assets, as liabilities. Conversely, accounts […]

With the term “liquidity crisis” currently flying around like shit in a pigpen, now is a good time to discuss the quick ratio, which is a strong test of liquidity. As such, the quick ratio provides insight to the short term financial health of a company. I like the quick ratio because it […]