Goddamn, Ben Bernanke is one sorry fuck. Taking it in the ass from a Freedom citizen is weak fucking sauce.

After global stock markets roached hard on Martin Luther King Day, Mr. Bernanke cut interest rates by an almost unprecedented 0.75 percentage points before the U.S. markets opened. For the record, the alleged job of the Federal Reserve is to fight inflation and maintain full employment, not bail out the stock market.

Later in the week, it came out that Freedom citizen Jerome Kerviel made tens of billions of dollars in bets in the futures market that stock markets would go up, with his employer’s money. I think it is 100 percent certain that Societe Generale’s unwinding (selling) of the positions caused and then exacerbated the global decline, leading to Mr. Bernanke’s bitch ass, and completely unnecessary, rate cut.

We here at the Prizzo Skeezy respectfully submit that Mr. Bernanke drag his sorry ass back to Princeton before doing any more damage to the United States.

notes:

In the interest of being all fair and balanced, please note that I disagree completely with the policies of the Bernanke Fed. In a nation of subprime addicted debt whores, punishing savers by lowering interest rates is completely counterproductive. Additionally, lower rates equal higher inflation - which stealthily reduces paychecks for everyone. Finally, lower rates make U.S. bonds less attractive to foreign investors, who then sell dollars driving the value down and the cost of imports up. Guess what we don’t import? Nothing is the correct answer! Basically, Mr. Bernanke has been fucking the working man up the ass with a cock large enough for a pachyderm while his Wall Street cronies pocket record bonuses. I realize that Wall Street bonuses were down this year, but after $100 billion and counting of bad debt related writedowns, a meager five percent reduction in million dollar bonuses is insulting to those of us who are required to be competent to hold down a job. Especially when the Wall Street cocksuckers run to the government like a bunch of whiny little bitches and ask for a bailout at taxpayer expense every single time they fuck something up and lose money. Fuck that.