Recently, I reserved a premium car at Enterprise for a trip back to the old state. I made this mistake once before and received a shitty Ford Explorer. I did not count it against Enterprise, as the kind gentleman at the service counter mentioned the Passat I would have had was in the […]

Alert readers have probably figured out by now that I love India Pale Ales (IPA) like Michael Vick loves dog fighting. Recurring readers have also probably figured out I like Southern Tier Brewing products. Therefore, alert and recurring Prizzo Skeezy readers would be right to conclude I should like Southern Tier’s IPA. […]

The following post is a positive review. Our regularly scheduled anger will resume tomorrow. Or whenever I feel like posting again.
Despite the goofy name, Coffee AM is awesome. I have been ordering my beans from them for over a year now and am completely satisfied. Unlike Starbucks, Coffee AM […]

As mentioned in a prior anti-Comcast rant, I gave Comcast the boot and upgraded to Sprint. For the same price I was paying the cocksuckers at Comcast, I now get broadband that works everywhere in metro Atlanta and major cities nationwide. Work is the operative word - I did have to reset the […]

Alert Propeller Skies readers will recall I fucking hate Comcast. And judging by the comments, a few other folks do too. As I was bending over and getting cornholed by Big Brother, at the last minute as usual, Comcast crapped out on me*. Not wanting to file an extension because of balky […]

Before The Republican was too fucking cool to hang around with us, The Photographer and I joined her at Utopia for tapas and drinks. For Prizzo Skeezy readers not located in Atlanta, tapas is Spanish for rip off. Since I do not like dropping thirty dollars and leaving hungry, I did not sample […]

[This review is rather pointless, since Smoove took so fucking long to write it that the goddamn place went out of business in the meantime. But we be running short of content up in this bitch, so here it is anyway - Ed.]
After shooting some flicks, The Republican, The Beaver, and I rolled into […]

In need of an excuse to get my buzz on, I decided to compare three different India Pale Ales (IPA) to Loose Cannon, my reference IPA. Besides the crunktastic flavor, my favorite thing about Loose Cannon is that every sip reminds me of Elizabeth, the smokin’ hot blond Taco Mac bartender who served it […]

As background for my Swedish readers, The Colonnade is an Atlanta institution located on Cheshire Bridge Road*. The restaurant serves food indigenous to the American south. This can include such disgusting dishes as collard greens and okra, however a limited number of southern foods are fit for human consumption.
the first colonnade […]

Every now and again, the denizens of the Acurazine TL board argue over whether or not the optional navigation system is worth the $2,000 Honda charges for it. Recurring Propeller Skies readers can probably guess my whip has no rip-off navigation system.
Tom Tom recently released Navigator 6, so I picked up Navigator […]