I hate Atlanta.

Every year, the fucking Braves choke in the first round of the playoffs. Despite all of Bernie Marcus’ cash, and Michael Vick, the Falcons never manage winning season. Even better, the Hawks have not won a basketball game since Christopher Columbus discovered America. The Thrashers get a pass, despite a distinct lack of playoff appearances, because hockey is awesome.

The metro area population consists of a never ending supply of chronically irritating $30,000 millionaires, clueless white trash, illegal immigrants, motherfucking goddamn baptists, and genaral dumbasses.

Traffic is ridiculous. However, the government refuses to build more roads - despite extorting a communist car tax on an annual basis from the long suffering citizenry. I guess Vernon Jones’ security detail is not free.

Liquor, beer, and wine are not sold on Sundays.

So I bought a place in Atlanta.