I hate Atlanta.
Every year, the fucking Braves choke in the first round of the playoffs. Despite all of Bernie Marcus’ cash, and Michael Vick, the Falcons never manage winning season. Even better, the Hawks have not won a basketball game since Christopher Columbus discovered America. The Thrashers get a pass, […]

After getting crocked at the oyster festival, Chesty McNasterson, Greta Von Dom, and I set off for an art show. However, someone was a little under the weather, so we stopped in L5P for burgers and tots at the Vortex.
While waiting for a table, I asked the bartender to surprise me with […]

Some time ago, I woke up early and headed over to Steinbeck’s with recurring Propeller Skies characters Chesty McNasterson and Greta Von Dom. I think Steinbeck’s was having some kind of oyster festival. I am generally opposed to such gatherings, because eating oysters requires effort on my part. However, they also […]