Dennis Franchione gets a pass this week from the usual call for his ouster, because the offense appears to be up and running. Scoring 51 points against the Ragin’ Cajuns was a reasonable and expected result. Additionally, the offense stopped fumbling on every other play, leading to an improved, but still sorry, average […]

This Safe Driver of the Week™ has been parking their ghetto sled in the lot at my ghetto fabulous apartment complex for quite some time. If they could be bothered to fix it, this would be a nice example of a first generation Lexus GS 300.

To no one’s surprise, the Texas A&M Aggies handily defeated the Citadel Bulldogs at Kyle Field to win their 20th consecutive home opener. Stephen McGee, Courtney Lewis, and Jorvorskie Lane all put up decent statistics in the win. Unfortunately, the Aggie offense also fumbled more than a freshman unhooking his first brassiere - […]

I like grilled cheese sandwiches for two reasons: they are cheap and easy. Just like the women I date. Additionally, they are mighty fucking tasty. However, in this blingalicious age, the proletarian grilled cheese sandwich could use a little more burberry. Hence the following recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich with […]

Surprisingly, Propeller Skies has far more influence than I suspected. I dropped into Green’s to pick up Loose Cannon India Pale Ale (IPA) along with Red Sky at Night Saison Ale and discovered they were fresh out of the IPA. So, I purchased Titan IPA from the Great Divide Brewing Company in Colorado. […]

While at Green’s purchasing Loose Cannon India Pale Ale, I picked up Red Sky at Night Saison Ale, also part of Clipper City Brewing Company’s Heavy Seas line.
Red Sky at Night is a Belgian country style ale. I am not fond of Belgian beers, as they have a nasty habit of […]