The second Propeller Skies True American Hero™ award goes to an alert citizen who recorded five corrupt DeKalb County pigs beating down an innocent man in front of Famous Pub. Reading between the lines of the Atlanta Urinal Constipation’s typically inept reporting, it seems that Captain O’Malley started a fight with unidentified Famous Pub Patron No. 1. When Famous Pub Patron No. 1 started beating Captain O’Malley’s bitch ass, the four other swine jumped in and viciously beat Famous Pub Patron No. 1. In the initial report, the five police lied like Bush, claiming they were breaking up a fight. Unfortunately for them, our hero caught their dumb asses on tape. I hope these five filthy animals go to jail and get cornholed harder than a little boy at a Michael Jackson sleepover.

As of this writing, Famous Pub Patron No. 1 has not come forward to press charges. This is a wise decision in a county where Sheriff Derwin Brown was ruthlessly assassinated third world style in a plot masterminded by the former Sheriff. The trigger man, and DeKalb Sherriff’s Deputy, Patrick Cuffey walked due to District Attorney J. Tom Morgan’s incompetent prosecution.

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