Progressive made me return the Hyundai Sonata, because Nalley Collision could not be bothered to repair my Acura TL on time. The body shop rented me a Nissan Sentra to drive while they sat around jacking off instead of fixing my whip. Although diminutive and ugly (like all Nissans manufactured after 1999), the Sentra is a decent economy car.

The hamster providing power was weak sauce, but responded quickly when kicked in the nads by my right foot. Steering feel and handling was far superior to the Sonata and encouraged flogging the rodent in the engine bay. In contrast to the Sonata, which drank gas faster than a frat boy funnels beer, the Sentra averaged 32 miles per gallon.

I recommend the Sentra for broke ass short people.