Smoove D exits Caribou and is standing across from Subway in a strip commercial center that looks exactly like every other plaza in the United States. A crackhead walks up.
“Are you into computers?”
“No.”
“Want to buy a touch screen [unintelligible]?”
“No.”
Smoove D continues on to East Atlanta, where he finds his car exactly where he left it the day before. All windows are intact and the wheels are still attached.
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hunter says:
Smoove D says:
Shit. I didn’t think of the porn angle.
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But dude, it was a TOUCH SCREEN. There’re so totally useful for Microware’s Windows XL.
“Are you into computers?” Classic line! I would respond by saying, “No, fuck off. Do I look like a retard? Hey is that a touch screen? Cool… Does it work for porn?”