I found this wrecked Subaru Forester in Virginia Highlands. All five Propeller Skies readers are cordially invited to speculate on what this Safe Driver of the Week™ collided with.
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Clay says:
Smoove D says:
I was retrieving my car that I was too drunk to drive home the night before. Thankfully, mine wasn’t hit while it was parked. I was more concerned than usual because it was St. Patricks day.
Cap'n Ken says:
Let’s see - it’s a Subaru, so the owner is obviously a lesbian. If it were in Decatur, you’d figure she was distracted checking out some gal-gal hottie, but in Vi-Hi? Maybe.
Ms. Jones says:
Im going to go with a lost drunken leprechaun who was searching for the pot of gold. Dang St. Patty’s day..
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What were you doing on my road Smoove? I know the owner of that Subie and I wondered if it was hit while she was driving or if it was hit while parked. I didn’t notice the airbag being deployed. The Forester is supposed to be the best small SUV in crash tests. I didn’t see paint from another vehicle on it, so I would guess: Concrete utility pole!
Congrats on having 5 readers! I thought it was 4 last year.