In contrast to the second Baller of the Week™ contestant, who pimped a ghetto sled, this week’s contestant is balling out of control. I found these dope rims on a late model Mercedes Benz in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex.

This is the first Baller of the Week™ contestant […]

Last Thursday evening I braved the Buckhead Shooting Gallery™ to eat at Nava. The parking situation is abysmal. Due to construction in front of the restaurant, cars are dropped off at Chops, which is approximately one mile* from Nava. This is some bullshit. Management should make the motherfucking valet run, we […]

Last Wednesday, I stopped by Six Feet Under to meet recurring Propeller Skies character The Professor. Six Feet Under is conveniently located in the ghetto, across the street from Oakland Cemetary. However, Six Feet Under makes up for the less than stellar location with cheap beer*, and plenty of it, on tap. […]

Shirley Franklin is the winner of the prestigious Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ award for abusing executive power by placing a moratorium on reasonably sized houses in the City of Atlanta. This is a load of pinko commie bullshit and if the moratorium becomes permanent the terrorists have won.
Given the fiscal […]

Several potential readers have arrived at Propeller Skies while searching for free mission statements. Because more stupid and pointless mission statements are exactly what the world needs now, I have put together the following free mission statements:

[Name of Corporation] strives to bend our customers over and fuck them in the ass with […]

Last week I stopped at ghetto Burger King on Northside Drive. Approximately three seconds after exiting my car, I was accosted by a belligerent homeless man demanding a hand-out.
Unfortunately, even with Mayor Shirley Franklin’s brilliant ban on panhandling in downtown, Atlanta still needs improvement. Atlanta is only fourth on a list of the […]

Marcus Vick is on a rampage. In trouble with the law and waving guns at seventeen year old kids. In McDonalds, no less. Star athletes get so much handed to them and often get away with so much, it sure is nice to see one go down for a change.

In contrast to the third Baller of the Week™ contestant and the first Baller of the Week™ contestant, which I found in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex, I found this Baller of the Week™ parked on the street in the over hyped and underwhelming Atlantic Station.

For the record, this […]

This makes sense. Dennis Franchione fires Carl Torbush, who was actually a successful head coach at North Carolina and hires Gary Darnell, whose most recent accomplishment was losing 10 games as head coach of Western Michigan. By the way, most of the teams Western Michigan played while Darnell was compiling that stellar record […]

In a fit of boredom, I went through the Propeller Skies visitor logs the other day. I noticed someone visited the Prizzo Skeezy from the Farmer’s Telephone Cooperative in Jamestown, New York. The awesomeness never ends.