I saw the Nightporters at The Earl Saturday night. They played a smashing show.
Several characters in the crowd provided additional entertainment throughout the concert. A cocaine fueled guy who danced like a demented Napolean Dynamite was fucking hilarious. I have no idea how this dumbass managed to remain […]

We here at the Prizzo Skeezy sincerely wish Carl Torbush the best of luck at his next position. From ESPN: Torbush Fired As Defensive Coordinator. Now all Dennis Franchione needs to do is hire a coordinator who can get the wrecking crew back to wrecking.

For the sixth year in a row and the third time under the alleged leadership of Dennis Franchione, Texas A&M lost to the motherfucking tea-sips. After watching the poor performance of the Texas A&M defense all season, I was expecting a blow out. However, Franchione and the Aggies managed to stay in the […]

Last Saturday, I saw two excellent college football games that went down to the wire. One was an upset and the other was a favored team going into a hostile stadium and beating a program with a great winning tradition.
unranked yellow jackets defeat overrated hurricanes
In the interest of full disclosure, I hate […]

By searching for “Dennis Franchione jokes,” a few readers have arrived here at Propeller Skies. Unfortunately, these readers found no jokes here, because Dennis Franchione is a joke. Franchione has regrettably turned a once great football program into the largest punch line in the Big 12.
If Texas A&M only had a […]

Friday night I drove down to The Earl to catch Psyche Origami. When I arrived, several dozen people were standing outside on the sidewalk and no one was being allowed in. I assumed the show was sold out, but upon inquiring, I discovered the Fire Marshall had cleared everyone out of the […]

Bill Byrne needs to fire Dennis Franchione, Carl Torbush, and the rest of the hopelessly inept coaching staff immediately, as Franchione is now the proud owner of a losing record at Texas A&M. We here at Propeller Skies propose hiring Mike Price as head coach and Bob Davies as defensive coordinator.
Despite a […]

“I am a fashion God. ”
Fortunately, Mike Brown will have plenty of time to focus on his sartorial fixation now that he is unemployed.