Dear SonyBMG,

Nice try. It took me all of two hours to break the copy protection on Howl by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. For the record, I used off the shelf hardware and freely available software. No hacking required.

All I wanted to do was listen to my legally purchased music on my iPod. Unfortunately, SonyBMG, you are retarded and used copy protection incompatible with iTunes. This oversight on your part means I will no longer be buying any more compact discs produced by SonyBMG.

Sincerely,

Smoove D