Since motherfuckers keep abandoning wrecked cars in the parking lot of my ghetto fabulous apartment complex, I am going to start making fun of them on a regular basis. Therefore, I present the first Propeller Skies Safe Driver of the Week™:

I estimate it will take the incompetent management of the ghetto fabulous apartment complex approximately six to eight months to get around to towing this piece. In the meantime, a perfectly good parking spot will be wasted.