Every now and again, recurring Propeller Skies characters Lisa, Kara, and I have lunch at Garrison’s. Although the food is not so bad, the service is unbelievably slow. The last time we visited, half an hour elapsed between the waiter bringing the check and finally returning with our credit cards. This […]

Satan’s Whiskers is a long forgotten semi-sweet digestif made with gin, Italian and French vermouth, Grand Marnier, and orange bitters. Good luck finding orange bitters. However, I will provide a hint for aspiring mixologists - Fee Brothers.
Satan’s Whiskers is an excellent smooth cocktail ideal for sipping after a large meal. […]

Based on a tip from Devon Suter in his post about mighty tasty pizza, I ordered a deep dish pie from Nancy’s Pizzeria. Devon is the man. Nancy’s pepperoni pizza is fucking superlative. Without a doubt, this is the best Chicago style pizza I have ever had. Nancy’s Pizzeria is my […]

Dear people from Alabama,
Please learn to [1] spell and [2] use English properly. I realize that you are the victims of a substandard educational system and endemic poverty, but I am getting mighty sick of translating your comments into English from Country. I do appreciate your comments and I thank you for your […]

I thought the once proud Texas A&M football program could not do worse than barely beating Baylor in overtime. I thought wrong. This week, Dennis Franchione has brought the team to a new low. Texas A&M was soundly defeated by Colorado, a school so pathetic the coach allegedly used alcohol fueled sex […]

dinner at surin
Saturday evening, I met Recurring Propeller Skies character The Professor* at Surin for dinner. Surin serves the best coconut soup in Atlanta - Strip City, so I ordered a bowl with shrimp. As usual, the soup was superlative. For an entree I had the spicy seafood, which was most […]

Friday night I paid a visit to The Earl for the second time this week to see Tiger! Tiger!, one of my favorite bands. The show was untouchable. From the moment they stepped on stage, the band was on fire. Because Tiger! Tiger! is hotter than a Cleveland Steamer, I […]

I get my advice from the advertising worldTreat me nice says the party girl– The Clash
The City of Atlanta is the latest recipient of the coveted Propeller Skies Fucktard of the Week™ Award. The latest genius idea the city has come up with is branding Atlanta. This is just about the dumbest […]

This cartoon about getting engaged totally warms my frozen heart, which is colder than Buffalo in January. For those Prizzo Skeezy readers lucky enough to have never been in the B-Lo in January, it is seriously fucking cold. It is so cold that the weather person does not use negative numbers when reporting […]

Fourteen straight division titles and exactly one World Series Championship have been won by the Atlanta Braves. Last night at turner field, I watched the Houston Astros shell the Braves, 10 to 5 in the division series opener. This is disturbing, because the Astros were not a team built on offense. Houston […]