Yesterday, I was thinking about three of my favorite things - beer, pizza, and naked women. Experiencing all three at once in the comfort of my own home would be awesome. Therefore, I am going to open a pizza shop and hire strippers to deliver pizza and beer.
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Matthew Martin says:
This is an awesome idea. This is like a pizza centric version of Hooters. Let me know when one of your franchisee open up in Virginia.
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It occurs to me that strippers expect larger tips than your average pizza guy. It also occurs to me that strippers often have issues and can be unreliable, and that they’ll require bouncers to ride along to deal with unruly customers, as well as to make sure they don’t dilly dally and get all the pizzas delivered and that dealing with strippers will be a big pain in the butt. So, while it’s occurring to you that I am raining on your parade, on the bright side I suppose the quality of the pizza won’t count for quite as much. Therefore, let me just quote Don Corleone and wish you well on your new venture. I for one, think that you may be onto something and that there may actually be a better way to deliver pizza than we currently experience…I’ll let you know if I figure it out.