Tuesday night, I stopped by Kroger on the way to recurring Propeller Skies character Big A’s house to pick up some Red Stripe. Unfortunately for me, Kroger is bootleg and does not carry Red Stripe. So I rang up Big A on the telephone to ascertain what her second choice of beer might be. While on the phone with her, I read Dawson’s Creek on the side of a six pack. What the fuck? I imagine Dawson is more of a Zima drinker, not that there is anything wrong with that. I whipped out my Olympus Stylus Verve and took a shot of this strangely named beer. A few minutes later, I realized I had misread the name of the beer and it was really Lawson Creek beer. [Smoove admits to watching Dawson’s Creek, not that there is anything wrong with that, but notes it was only because the blonde was smokin’ hot - Ed.]

I have never heard of Lawson Creek beer before. Because I attend numerous beer festivals on a regular basis, such as the Dunwoody Beer Festival, Great Decatur Beer Festival, and East Atlanta Beer Festival I am clearly an expert on beer. I am now going to use my wealth of beer drinking experience and my lack of brand awareness to hypothosize that Lawson Creek beer is not so tasty. Also, Lawson Creek has a terrible marketing department. Seriously, if people who drink lots of beer have never heard of the product, then who has? Fortunate readers who have experienced Lawson Creek beer are invited to share their taste experience via the “comments” link.