[This post will offend some people. To those people: go fuck yourselves in the corn hole with a large diameter fire hose - Ed.]

First, a big Propeller Skies shout out to Devon at Pull My Finger for accidentally reminding me I was going to post about women drivers by posting about a classy lady in a red Jetta.

In our never ending quest to solve the traffic woes of this fucked up joint called metro Atlanta, we here at the Prizzo Skeezy have brought forth the concept of a Great Wall Of Gwinnett. Unfortunately, it has been brought to our attention that this solution is probably unconstitutional, because it would impede interstate trade.

My last few weeks on the cluster fuck of a parking lot named Georgia 400, I did an informal little survey with absolutely no scientific validity. Roughly 80 percent of unsafe lane changes were committed by women. Therefore, I propose we ban women from driving. Myriad safety benefits from this action include a significant reduction in the accident rate and the total number of accidents. Additionally, MARTA ridership will skyrocket, thus increasing the financial stability of the authority and benefitting the environment by improving metro Atlanta air quality. Also, by cutting travel demand in half, congestion will be solved without raising taxes.

[To those alert readers who are about to point out our obvious lack of facts, we respond the lack of actual facts with regard to weapons of mass destruction did not stop The Head Fucktard In Charge from wasting thousands of American lives in a pointless grudge war, so why should it stop us from advocating a policy that would clearly increase utility for everyone - Ed.]