Astute Propeller Skies readers will remember about a week ago some dumbass asked me to help him. Just the other day, his white trash girlfriend, who is totally hot in a trailer trash kind of way and with whom he apparently shares a car, asked to borrow a pair of pliers. I lied […]

Saturday, I attended Draft on Taft with recurring Propeller Skies characters Lisa and Kara. This was a swell event that reminded me of a college fraternity party, except during the daylight and outside. Highlights of the event included a woman wearing a bandanna as a top and plenty of beer. There […]

Q: What is better than one hot chick with a guitar?
A: Two hot chicks with guitars!
I went to see Tiger! Tiger! at The Earl last Friday evening. The show started off slow, but after the first few songs the band began to loosen up. Towards the end of the […]

Last week, I stopped by Improv in the Park. On the way to the event, menacing dark grey clouds seemed ready to unleash a deluge at any minute. I went to the event anyway, figuring no one would show up because everyone in Atlanta is under the impression they will melt in the […]

Back in January, I found a Fujinar 28mm f/2.8 lens on eBay. For the $25.00 I paid for it, this lens is a totally bitchin’ deal. Sharpness is all right, every properly focused photograph has come out with plenty of detail. The old school manual focus feel is top-notch and far better […]

I once wrote an email explaining why alcohol was better than women. I hereby take that back, my car is way better than both. I highly recommend the Acura RSX Type-S.

I look too nice. This is a problem, because it causes stupid people to ask me to help them. Therefore, I am considering getting a tattoo of an angry rat with giant fangs on my face.
The other day, when I arrived home from work some random guy who looked like a […]

A few days ago, I ran across an article about Rachael Ray on Slate. Normally, I would not waste valuable porn surfing time reading about cooking, but this one included a photograph of Rachael Ray. And she is hot. After further internet research, I discovered these photos of Rachael Ray. If […]

Saturday, lured in by the promise of cheap gas, I stopped at a BP station to fill up. After getting out of my car, I noticed a sign on the pump that read, “Out of gas. Sorry for the inconvenience. The management.” What the fuck? How does a damn gas […]

In college, it was not a party until someone threw up.
In my mid twenties, it was not a party until midgets arrived.
Last Saturday at C-dogg’s country estate, the bar was raised yet again. Now, it is not a party until people bump uglies on the couch in the garage. […]