This week’s Propeller Skies Fucktard Of The Week Award™ actually goes to two people: The White Stripes. Without a doubt, Get Behind Me Satan is the worst album in the history of albums. Blue Orchid starts the album off and has the distinction of being the only song worth a damn. The rest of this effort is utter and complete crap.

Of course, the internet is full of retards spouting pretentious bullshit calling this steaming pile of sloth shit experimental and artistic. Do not listen to them. Instead, spend hard earned ducats on something that rocks, like Rubber Factory by the Black Keys.

[Full disclosure: Smoove D did not bother wasting an hour of his life listening to this piece of shit; the review is based on the thirty second samples available on Amazon. In addition, White Blood Cells and Elephant are on permanent rotation in Smoove’s CD changer - Ed.]