A few nights ago, the City of Atlanta managed to botch a water main installation. The resulting flood washed away the foundation supporting a building that houses a business critical to the entire American economy and homeland security - a karate school. So, for the forseeable future half of Peachtree Street is closed, snarling traffic from Midtown to Tennesee. Mitigating this clusterfuck is an ever helpful sign advising, “use alternate route.” What fucking alternate route? No roads in this goddamn city connect, thanks to the infinite wisdom of previous generations of urban planners and cocksucking homeowners who become apoplectic if anyone dares to drive an automobile on the road in front of their precious overpriced shitboxes. Therefore, we here at the Prizzo Skeezy award the coveted Propeller Skies Douchebag Of The Week Award to the incompetent wankers at the City of Atlanta.