About once every six months or so, I find myself wishing for a handheld. I never end up buying one, because spending $200 or more on a glorified calendar is at odds with the Freegan ideals I aspire to. However, last Wednesday I finally joined the twenty-first century and purchased a Tungsten T5. […]

A few weeks ago, I attended the East Atlanta Beer Festival with recurring Propeller Skies character Lisa. Upon arriving I discovered the organizers raised the price of admission to twenty-five dollars. This is bullshit. For the same amount of money I can stop by Green’s on Ponce, purchase two twelve packs of […]

New Jersey State Assemblyman and Baptist fucktard Craig Stanley wants to rename the Devils. This is a ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars, especially since there is no such thing as the NHL anymore.

A few months ago, an idependent coffee house named Octane opened down the road from me. Due to my lack of a functioning automobile, I was unable to check it right away. I finally got a chance to stop by Octane Saturday morning.
The space is a beautiful warehouse conversion, but lofts […]

After work today, recurring Propeller Skies character Big A and I made the mistake of heading over to Sweetwater Brewery for happy hour. The first problem was the lack of fucking parking. The second problem was the ass-farming cocksuckers at the gate told us they were at capacity and unable to let anyone […]

A few nights ago, the City of Atlanta managed to botch a water main installation. The resulting flood washed away the foundation supporting a building that houses a business critical to the entire American economy and homeland security - a karate school. So, for the forseeable future half of Peachtree Street is closed, […]

Saturday, my friend James and I ventured OTP into a wasteland of rednecks, trailers, and confederate flags to attend Drift Atlanta. Along the way, we stopped at the McDonalds by I-85 and SR 53 for a light snack. This was my first McDonalds experience since watching Supersize Me and I was extremely disappointed. […]

A few weeks ago, I attended Netparty at Shout. This event was held at a great new venue and consequently packed with loads of hotties. As per usual, people were very friendly and I had a great time.