To get an early start on resolution number two, I went out drinking with friends Friday evening. I started the night at recurring Propeller Skies character The Beaver’s place, where I stopped in for an aperitif. After I arrived, she announced she was going to the store to pick up some ‘hos. When hookers are picked up at the beginning instead of the end, the night will certainly be debaucherous.

Soon The Dog and The Rabbit arrived and The Beaver returned sans ‘hos. Disappointed, I drank most of a bottle of Carmenere. Finally, we drank a bottle of champagne, and headed to the next party.