Oklahoma should be number one in both polls after the impressive beatdown they gave Colorado. Granted, the Big XII North was pretty weak this year, but any of those teams* could have gone 10 - 1 in the pathetic PAC 10 or the hopelessly hamstrung Big East. The winner of the Big East and the PAC 10 should fight it out in the Toilet Bowl, as neither conference deserves an automatic BCS bid. The PAC 10 is so pathetic that both number 1 USC and number 4 California barely beat unranked teams in their final games, while Oklahoma destroyed Colorado.

Give me a fucking break, USC in no way, shape, or form deserves to play for the national championship. Oklahoma and Auburn** should be playing in the Orange Bowl*** for the national championship.

By the way, the douchebags at AP might want to rethink voting Gary Barnett as Big XII coach of the year. Ever heard of a guy named Bob Stoops? Or Mack Brown? Or Dennis Franchione? Wankers.

notes:

* Except for Nebraska, which was saddled with Bill Callahan, the worst coach ever.
** Full disclosure: I hate Auburn. In fact, I think the entire state of Alabama should be bulldozed into the Gulf of Mexico so that Atlanta could have a beach within reasonable driving distance. The trailer mobile home park residents that make up the population of the state could easily be relocated to an appropriate state, such as Oklahoma. Since their homes are mobile and all.
*** Until FedEx starts showing us some love, and by love we mean assloads of cold hard cash, we will be referring to it as the Orange Bowl here on Prizzo Skeezy.