Because everyone else is posting New Year’s resolutions, I am too. The difference is, I intend to keep mine. I realize the following is an ambitious list, but I think I can do it.
- Have cocktail hour every day;
- Spend more time drinking with my friends;
- Drunk dial at least once a weekend;
- Never attend another singles event; and
- Download more porn.
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Matthew Martin says:
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1 through 3 can be achieved simutaneously, very efficient resolutions.
Hear hear on #4 (no more single’s events). Like the funny joke that isn’t funny on retelling, somethings are just meant to happen by accident.