Saturday evening, I attended the Virjin Jorj Launch Party at the East Side Lounge. Soon after I arrived, a fine-ass hottie strolled in and started hanging out. Recurring Propeller Skies character Big A suggested that I chat with her. I ignored Big A’s suggestion, since I was broke anyway and moseyed on downstairs to get another beer.

Eventually, the fine-ass hottie wandered over and I was stuck making conversation with her since there was no one else around. I came to find out that she lived in Alpharetta, which is so damn far OTP it might as well be in Ohio. Seriously, Alpharetta is so fucking far from Atlanta that it could use an airport of its own. This hottie was fine and all, but I would not drive to Alpharetta even if I had the chance to hit Anna Kournikova.

I excused myself to get another beer, since there was no point in wasting time talking to anyone that lives closer to Canada than Atlanta. Later on, Big A informed me that the aforementioned hottie thought Virginia Beach was in North Carolina. No wonder she lives way the fuck out in Alpharetta, she probably thought it WAS Atlanta.

In conclusion, the launch party was a blast. Additionally, the East Side Lounge is a great place to get loaded, as they usually have a decent beer special.