Friday evening, I had the misfortune of attending Nourishment IV. The event was conveniently held at the consistently overrated and pretentious eleven50. Words are inadequate to express the profound lameness of that club. Words are also insufficient to express the intense monotony of this event.

Look people, it really is not that fucking hard to put on a decent event. First, bring the motherfucking hotties, and lots of them. Second, hire a damn DJ that knows what the fuck they are doing. There is plenty of talent around, it’s not like we are living in Macon. Third, and most importantly, provide free booze for any media people covering the event.