Saturday morning, I rolled out of bed at the ungodly hour of 9:00 am. By 9:30 am, I had arrived at Elbow Room and within a few minutes I cracked open my first beer of the morning. Normally, this would make me an alcoholic. At a minimum, some would consider me to have a problem. However, since it is October and I was heading to Helen with USA Entertainment to celebrate Oktoberfest, it is called “getting in touch with my German roots.”

After arriving in Helen, I stumbled off the bus and looked around for a place to take a leak. Conveniently, there was a hotel nearby so myself and a few other people from the bus availed ourselves of the facilities. We then headed to the Wurst House, where we proceeded to drink heavily. While drinking at the Wurst House, I chilled with recurring Propeller Skies characters Michael and Lara.

Around 3:30 pm, several people headed over to a faux Mexican place to watch the Georgia/Tenesee game. While hanging out at the faux Mexican place, I was amused that the only thing vaguely Mexican about it was the goofy fruit flavored frozen Margaritas they were serving. Eventually, after drinking several more beers, I found some people slightly more sober than I was and followed them back to the bus.

This was a really fun event, even though recurring Propeller Skies character John bailed TO ATTEND A FUCKING BABY SHOWER. My advice to recurring Propeller Skies readers is to board a bus to Helen and start drinking heavily.