Several posts ago, I reviewed hot dogs. As promised, I will now review another staple of the bachelor diet. This review will focus on one of the finest foods in all of the world, Combos.

Combos make a great bachelor food because they are easy to fix and easy to clean up. Preparation consists of one step, which is ripping the bag open. Once the bag is open, great tasting Combos are ready to be eaten.

The secret to the great taste is the faux cheese center. I am not sure what, exactly, it is made out of, but it is mighty tasty and highly addictive. When combined, the flavor of the faux cheese and the tactile crunch of the pretzel shell creates a synergy that results in an unbeatable taste sensation.

Combos really hit the spot when one has a case of the mad munchies brought on by excessive alcohol consumption or delinquency. Additionally, Combos are excellent for general, all-purpose snacking. Despite the prominently displayed words “oven baked” on the package, they contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil, which makes your ass look fat in those jeans.