“Debris on I-75 N Near I-285,” seen this morning on a variable message sign on GA 400. Normally, the signs display useless information like “I-20 6 Miles Ahead Travel Time 3 - 6 Weeks,” or “Accident on I-85 2 Miles South of GA 400 All Lanes Blocked Hope You Have Plenty of Canned […]

Dear residents of Miami: fuck all of you. Just because you cocksucking wankers decided that it was a good idea to build a city on a fucking swamp where it rains every single fucking day and major hurricanes hit, on average, once a decade does not mean I want to work 80 hours […]

I caught the Envie show at The Earl last night. Although the vocals were buried in the mix*, it was still a good show. As some of you may know, the musicians in Envie change periodically, with only Renee remaining constant. While all the configurations have featured top-notch local talent, this is […]

Last night, I attended the 2004 Full Moon Brew Fest at my friend Geoff’s house in East Atlanta. The party featured several varieties of home brew, as well as live music provided by Suspicious Package and Groupie. As I drove up to the party, I was met by my friends Dawnmarie, Trey, and […]

I started the day by dropping in on the 1st Annual Oyster and Crawfish Festival at the Park Tavern to photograph for AtlantaBuzz. A big shout-out to the Park Tavern for letting the photographer skip the ridiculously long line.
This event was packed with people at 5:00 pm, a very impressive feat considering […]

Dear Fulton County Traffic Engineering Department: Thank you. It made my day to stop at every. fucking. single. traffic. signal. on Peachtree-Dunwoody between Abernathy and Glenridge Connector. Assholes.

Instead of covering an event tonight, I hung out with recurring Propeller Skies characters Lisa and Susan in front of a Texaco on Roswell Road. We chilled and drank O.E. 800 and Colt 45. Later on, we went cruising in Buckhead Village.
Not really. I actually hung out with them at […]

Every day I travel on Georgia 400, which is the only toll road in Atlanta. Despite the fact it is the only toll road, this is not a secret. There are several signs notifying travelers that it is a toll road. There is even a sign at the last exit before the […]

Tonight I stopped by the Southern Center for International Studies‘ Young Professionals (YP) social to expand my horizons and photograph. Just kidding, I really dropped in because international chicks are hot and they have not heard all my lame pick-up lines yet.
I attend a good number of events and the YPs […]

In the express checkout lane at the grocery store, which character is more annoying:

The old dude who takes forever to count out the exact change necessary to pay for his Preperation H; or
he college student charging $3.19 worth of Doritos on their check card?

Discuss.